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Two and a Half Men
Mo-Fr 19:05
· Rerun Mo-Su
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Country of originUnited States
- Year when published2008
- CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones
S6:E16
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo passed out in his bed when his girlfriend tells him she's coming home early from a funeral.
S11:E6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old family friend, "Wonder Woman" TV star Lynda Carter.
S11:E7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything.
S6:E17
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it.
S6:E8
Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house instead. Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus.
S10:E21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new man, and Walden is crushed because he is now completely stuck with Alan--again.
S10:E22
My Bodacious Vidalia
Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with a much older husband who cannot satisfy her in bed.
S6:E9
The Mooch at the Boo
Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
S10:E23
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan.
S6:E10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play.
S6:E11
The Devil's Lube
Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.
S11:E1
Nangnangnangnang
Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.
S6:E12
Thank God for Scoliosis
Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, and Charlie and Jake fight for the affection of a beautiful woman.
S11:E2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan.
S11:E3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.
S6:E13
I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.
S11:E4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends, and Alan has to make a big sacrifice to keep up appearances with Lyndsey.
S6:E14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and her mom.
S11:E5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan's jealousy over being the "other man" causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend, and Walden tries to get Jenny started with acting lessons.
S6:E15
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples counseling with his girlfriend.
S11:E8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden, and Rose tries to help keep Walden out of danger.
S6:E18
My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick.
S11:E9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man.
S6:E19
The Two Finger Rule
Charlie, Alan, and Herb commiserate with one another when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
S11:E10
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off, and Alan is propositioned by his new girlfriend's ex.
S6:E20
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time with her, but he has a plan for revenge.
S11:E11
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project, and Alan suffers an unfortunate tick bite while hiking with Jenny and her girlfriend.
S6:E21
Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off.
S11:E12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
S6:E22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with him.
S11:E13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding.
S6:E23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage.
S11:E14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
S6:E24
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
S11:E15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan turns to Judith for comfort after Lyndsey accepts Larry's marriage proposal, and Jenny is worried that Brooke is blowing her off.
S7:E1
Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
S11:E16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Alan takes an interest in Larry's sister after "Jeff Strongman" agrees to be his best man, and Walden is concerned about his relationship with Nicole.
S7:E2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, the girls take over the house.
S11:E17
Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden finds it difficult with telling Barry to find his own place.
S7:E3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
S7:E4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.
S11:E18
West Side Story
Walden's reunion with his ex-girlfriend Kate does not go as planned, and Alan takes Gretchen over to "his apartment."
S11:E19
Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers that Alan's "Jeff Strongman" persona is a lie.
S7:E5
For the Sake of the Child
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
S11:E20
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Walden's therapist tells him to have plenty of random casual sex to help get over falling in love too quickly, and Alan's new business venture provides him with the perfect opportunity.
S7:E6
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
S11:E21
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car. Meanwhile, Alan loses Gretchen after he considers telling Larry the truth about "Jeff Strongman."
S7:E7
Untainted by Filth
After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.
S11:E22
Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
When Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding, Lyndsey goes off the deep end. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot.
S7:E8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.
S12:E1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
When Walden has a health scare on Halloween, he tries to re-prioritize his life with the help of Alan.
S7:E9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie is crushed when he discovers that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
S12:E2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married when Walden has him sign a prenup.
S7:E10
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
S12:E3
Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker. However, Lyndsey returns from rehab and makes their plans more difficult.
S7:E11
Warning, It's Dirty
Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
S7:E12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo back his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
S12:E4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
After the social worker signs off on them, a prospective birth mother visits Walden and Alan.
S12:E5
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden looks after a foster child named Louis,but they don't bond the way he hoped they would.
S7:E13
Yay, No Polyps
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to find them in his living room when he returns home.
S7:E14
Crude and Uncalled For
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
S7:E15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?
S7:E16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.
S7:E17
I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.
S7:E18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.
S7:E19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.
S7:E20
I Called Him Magoo
Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.
S7:E21
Gumby with a Pokey
While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.